Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Alcoholic Stupidity

The drunk husband snuck up the stairs quietly. He looked in the bathroom mirror and bandaged the bumps and bruises he'd received in a fight earlier that night. He then proceeded to climb into bed, smiling at the thought that he'd pulled one over on his wife. When morning came, he opened his eyes and there stood his wife. "You were drunk last night weren't you!" "No, honey." "Well, if you weren't, then who put all the band-aids on the bathroom mirror?"
Drunk people do stupid things. Alcoholic beverages make a fool of those who think they are untouchable or unaffected by liquor. In our city limits, 4 new liquor stores will be opening soon. 4 liquor stores! We need zero more!
I am afraid that in the near future there will be more tales of stupid things. But next time, there will be no humor in it. It may be somebody I know.
Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise. ~ Proverbs 20:1

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